Friday, February 05, 2016

Five Funny Things My Kids Have Said

One of my favourite things about having kids is that they are usually quite funny.  Here are five amusing things that my kids have said over the years...

Kai: Look mommy, I made you you this beautiful necklace.
Me: Oh thank you!
Kai: It will cost you $1.00.
Me: What?
Kai: Well, usually jewelry costs like $50 so I just saved you $49!

Koen: Mom, you look so old.
Me: Um, thanks. I think most moms want to hear that they look beautiful.
Koen: You look like a beautiful old lady.


Me: What should I bring to the baby shower?
Koen: Soap, of course!

Kai (on seeing Froot Loops for the first time): I LOVE these so much, they're my favourite!! I've never had them before.


Kai loves the show Amazing Race and hopes to be on it one day. I applied but I don't really have a "thing" that makes me interesting enough.
Kai: Mom, you and dad need to apply for the next Amazing Race! Your thing will be that you broke your jaw and dad broke his clavicle. You can be team hashtag #brokenbones.

And a bonus one: 

Koen: Santa is old, what happens when he dies?
Kai (matter of factly): The government will vote for a new one.


What is something funny that your kids have said?


1 comment:

  1. Kai must've learned his marketing skills from auntie jani :)